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Wednesday, August 20, 2003

The Blackout: The Idiots!

The blackout that started at 4:10 P.M. Thursday, August 14, 2003 saw many good people pull together. From the people who got out of their cars to direct traffic in major intersections to the neighbours checking on you to see if everything is alright to the young people who hauled water upstairs in apartment buildings to the elderly. These are the type of people we all want to know and trust as friends and neighbours. My mother on the Friday, August 15th had my Dad hook up our camping stove to boil water for coffee. She then walked next door and knocked on our neighbour’s door to see if they would like a cup of coffee. Good neighbours can be very important in life, that is one characteristic that I have learned from living on my street for so many years. These neighbours also form a community and towns in which we all live.

However, there are “idiotic” people in every neighbourhood and city during times of crises.

WATER 

Reports were coming in through the media of various instances throughout the crises. Perhaps the first was reports of people watering their lawns and washing their cars on Thursday on Friday. The problem is once the power goes out, the electric pumps that draw water from aquifers and lakes stop working unless they are powered by back-up generators. Thus, if water systems are overburdened two things start to become a problem:


  • The first is simply water pressure. If water pressure drips, so do the taps causing people to start to go without water. In the heat wave that southern Ontario saw, water demand begins to soar as people look to increase their consumption of water for both drinking and bathing purposes. 
  • The second is for emergency purposes. In a fire situation, firefighters need access to water. Thus, on normal high consumption days residents are requested to reduce their consumption so that there is enough water in order to suppress a fire situation. 


At the beginning of the of the crises people were asked to restrict the use of water by provincial and municipal authorities. While listening to call in shows on the radio about these idiots, I couldn’t help but think that these people just don’t get it? These idiots must think that since they pay their taxes, then they can use water whenever and wherever they want. However, the main reason behind paying taxes was it was realized that there are some services that are cheaper to deliver if the services, like water, was done collectively. So everyone pays their share to save money. Without the tax dollars going into developing the water and sewage systems in urban areas, how much money do you think would be required to drill your own water wells and treat and dispose of your own sewage on your own property? So remember that, yes you pay taxes towards the having water, put remember that we are collectively responsible for the water. Thus, if the city cannot draw and pump enough water, officials are going to request people to lower the demand on water consumption. If residents do not heed these warnings, the water pressure will drop and possibly even cause taps run dry. In these cases, if a fire occurs and there is no water, the fire department can only use the water that is stored in the trucks because the fire hydrants will be dry. If the fire outlasts the stored water, the firefighters have no choice but to pull back and simply let the fire burn itself out. So remember that when these warnings occur, that it could be your house the firefighters have no choice but to simply let burn due to some idiot down the street wanting a green lawn.

GAS 

The idiocy only continues at the gas stations. Just a question, if people are requested to stay off the roads, why are people lining up at the gas stations filling up every container they can find? Then there were people who had other ideas on how to get gas. City TV reports that about twenty people in the Toronto area who were admitted to hospital due to inhaling gas. It is believed these fine idiots were trying to siphon gas from parked cars. I have only one comment for the siphoners who ended up in hospital, SERVES YOU RIGHT.

Gas station owners (read: idiots) were also greedy during the blackout. Trying to take advantage of the fears over the blackout were several gas stations who posted prices of 99.9 cents per litre. These outrageous prices for gas compared to gas that averaged around 68.0 cents per litre at the closing on the previous Wednesday. A picture of a Canadian Tire gas station, one of the culprits, was shown in a Toronto Star picture in their Saturday, August 16th edition. As a Canadian firm, Canadian Tire should be ashamed of itself for gouging consumers at the pumps during a crisis. I wonder how far this company will let its corporate and affiliated stores go when the next crisis comes around. How about twenty dollar batteries with no Canadian Tire money in return? Shame on Canadian Tire for allowing one of its gas stations to gouge consumers in a crisis and make an otherwise good homegrown Canadian company look bad.

TRAFFIC LIGHTS MALFUNCTIONING 

Who knew that when power is lost every single traffic light would go out causing traffic chaos in some cases? Yup the turkeys who are on our roads sure took the cake this time. On a trip home on the Thursday night after working for the Town of Aurora Day Camps’ Extended Camp (a camp for children who’s parents can’t pick-up their children at 4:00 P.M.), I counted about three cars that failed to stop at intersections with traffic lights that were not working. These turkeys luckily didn’t kill anybody. However, there were bright spots on the roads. Your average Joe was able to direct traffic at many intersections. These average Joes and Janes were able to keep traffic moving in what could have turned into absolute chaos. Imagine trying to navigate who is supposed to go next at an intersection of sixteen lanes. York Regional Police were so hard pressed to get police officers, according to a report in the Sunday August 17th Era-Banner, that new recruits after being sworn in were whisked away to nearby intersections to direct traffic. Talk about trial by fire, not even time to have a celebratory dinner with fellow recruits following the formality of being hired and sworn in. Congrats to all the police officers and average Joes who took it upon themselves to ensure that the turkeys didn’t win the battle of the intersection and ultimately kill someone.

TOWN PHONES NOT WORKING 

On Friday morning I reported to work as a Day Camp counselor at the local recreation centre at 6:30 A.M. This camp is for the parents who are unable to drop their children off at regular camp time of 9:00 A.M. After reporting to work on Friday morning, I was shocked to find out that none of the Town of Aurora phones were operational. We tried every phone in the building looking to call camp staff to tell them not to come into work. Not one phone in the building was operational. This was in a building that has a pool involved. If someone broke into the building at night without the maintenance person in the building noticing. What happens if this person drowns in the pool or attacks the maintenance staff on duty? Who is going to call emergency personnel? Also, there was only one single maintenance person on duty at this building. Again what is the thinking behind this? To protect the building from looting? If this person is removed and he/she is on a twelve hour shift, who will find out if something happens? Trust me this happened, the maintenance person on duty when I arrived at 6:30 A.M. had been at the recreation complex since 7:00 P.M. the night before and his replacement at 5:00 A.M. didn’t show up. One of the administrators, who overseas day programs, could not access the Town of Aurora Town Hall due to security features that kept the doors locked. This seems a little silly considering a high up employee in the department of Leisure Services could not access adequate town resources to contact staff in order to ensure people did not try to drive their kids to camp. Also, parents trying to drop off their children at other Town camps told me that when they called the Town’s main phone number, a message came on saying what was cancelled. They complained that camps were not even mentioned. The town prides itself in its attention to providing good customer service. So what happened? It seems the Town of Aurora needs to reevaluate its resources in trying to ensure the safety of both its resources and personnel. Also, the town needs to find better ways to inform their customers of what town services have been cancelled and what is still available.

CANDLES

Officials in the Toronto area, in the beginning, told people to be careful using candles. However, after a couple of blazes broke out due to these candles being overturned by idiots, officials started saying candles should not be used. Gee, a candle sitting on a wooden table or near anything flammable has a chance to be tipped over, so why wouldn’t you keep your distance. In Toronto alone there were at least two blazes caused by candles overturned by idiots. These firemen were pulled from other important duties such as saving people stuck in elevators and helping seniors living in high rises receive adequate water and food supplies. However, these firemen were not helping the less fortunate, they were tied up by idiots who had overturned their candles and did not have fire extinguishers. So next time we have a blackout, don’t use candles if you are an idiot! It may mean somebody does not get the help they need.

911 

Provincial and Municipal officials requested people not to use 911 for only emergency purposes. I wonder what idiots were tying up the phone lines asking how to bake their defrosting turkey without power? From an early age, people are told to only use 911 for emergencies. However, officials were reminding the idiots not to call 911 unless it was an emergency. Last time I checked a power outage is not an emergency for ninety nine percent of the population. The other one percent it is because they rely on hydro to power their respirators and other medically necessary devices. Therefore, remember that 911 is for police, ambulance and fire rescues only and not for how much barbecue fire is required to roast that bird that might not have made it through the night in your defrosting freezer.

POLITICIANS 

Both American and Canadian politicians appeared to be total idiots in front of the media cameras. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomburg and New York State Governor George Pataki claimed that the blackout originated in Canada. Canadian Defense Minister, John McCallum, first claimed there was a lightening strike at a Niagara Falls power plant. McCallum should be congratulated for at least saying something, as the Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, was still on vacation at a cottage in Quebec while his office in Ottawa was working by candlelight. However, McCallum dropped the ball, meteorologists pointed out there was no record of thunderstorms or any significant rainfall in the Niagara Falls area. In fact, area residents reported clear blue skies. John McCallum came back with a possible fire at a Pennsylvania power plant. Reports from the power plant executives said that a fire had not occurred. It seems that politicians on both sides of the border looked foolish. With the ongoing investigation around what caused the blackout, experts have been fingering high voltage lines in the Cleveland an hour before the power went down as the probable reason for the power to start cascading. Also, President of the United States, George W. Bush, admitted that the American electricity grid was “antiquated” and in need of upgrading. Other American officials called the grid “third world”.

Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien should quit tomorrow and allow John Manly to act as interim Prime Minister until a Liberal Leadership convention has been held. John Chretien should resign immediately based on the lack of leadership and confusion emanating from both the Prime Minister’s office and the emergency control room set up.

First, what is Jean Chretien, on the Friday following, still doing in Quebec on vacation? A real leader would return back to Ottawa and lead his country out of the problem. John Manley did this during the September 11th crises. John Manley is a crises tested leader that would do an admirable job if given the job. No that was not possible, instead we have a former top rate economist trying his best to perform the job of a Defence Minister. It is no wonder the Canadian forces time and time again complain about under funding. This is because if McCallum performs his job continuously like he acted through this crisis it is no wonder why the Canadian forces are in trouble. Canadian forces in trouble, case that proves this, Canadian forces in Afghanistan were wearing boreal forest green fatigues in a country that is mainly sand as far as the eye can see. Think about it, a large green blob in one of the world’s largest sandboxes, hmm…I wonder where the Canadian troops are? McCallum should be placed in an economic or financial portfolio and get out of a ministry that he should never have been appointed to.

Secondly, another Chretien slip up is appointing John Manley a Finance Minister. As a former Foreign Affairs minister and Industry Minister as well as being a current Deputy Prime Minister, Manley has proven himself an admirable person in negotiating with foreign countries. Manly would have been a perfect Defence Minister. Manley already has the foreign diplomatic network and foreign relations experience that would have been useful. The Canadian military is well known for leading peacekeeping missions with other countries’ involvement. However, this has since changed since McCallum was appointed Minister of Defense. The funding for the Canadian forces has not received enough money and has been called upon too many times that top military officials are warning that the current mission into Afghanistan has overstretched the forces’ manpower and strength. The Canadian forces have become an embarrassment to Canada. So why then is a proven economist doing as Minister of Defence when a proven Foreign Affairs expert doing in the Finance Department? Because Jean Chretien appointed both of these men to the wrong departments. Therefore, John Chretien needs to resign as soon as possible and let John Manley take the helm to guide the Canadian government through an interim period.

TENNIS AT YORK UNIVERSITY, YONGE & DUNDAS SQUARE & TIMES SQUARE

The Canadian Open tennis tournament was going on at York University when the power was coming back online in the Toronto area. Play resumed on Saturday after power was restored to the area. However, Toronto Police Chief, Julian Fantino, was requesting that people not unnecessarily travel. So I guess getting to see the semi-finals of a Tennis tournament would qualify as “necessary travel?” The idiots organizing the tennis tournament should be more in time on what is going on in the city around them. Don’t the fans of the tennis game come mainly from around the city that is hosting the tournament? Also, York University is most likely using power from the main grid to power the court lights, kitchen services at concession stands and other electricity using devices. These devices could be using energy that may prevent the lights operating in a hospital or other similar healthcare setting. The tennis tournament officials and York University should be ashamed of themselves for continuing the tournament when every last watt of power in an electrical grid trying to return to normal.

However, the tennis tournament at York University was not the only power wasters. Billboards at the corner of Yonge & Dundas in Toronto and in Times Square were lighten up. The large LG Electronics billboard and newscreen located below the billboard were lit up. In a newspaper story, LG Electronics commented that a technician was required to turn the power off to the billboard and that technician wasn’t available. Perhaps, a way to turn the billboard off should be changed so a circuit breaker can be flipped or a plug could be pulled. Requiring a technician to turn off the hydro to this billboard seems a little extreme. What would happen in an emergency, like a fire, and a technician was not immediately available, to turn off the electricity to the billboard? What then. LG Electronics has some explaining to do on this issue about not having a technician available right away at one of Toronto’s busiest intersections.

Watching CNN on Friday night, with the lights off to try to conserve power, Wolf Blitzer was reporting live from Times Square in New York City. Behind him was a scene of electric lights. All the billboards, signs and street lights were blazing. With the electric grid struggling to come back online how could Times Square in New York City be back up and operational at full light so quickly? There were probably sections in New York City still in the dark while Time Square was ablaze in electric powered lights. How do I know this? Not all residents in Toronto had power on Friday night, so how could a city twice the size of Toronto have all the electricity restored to all its residents?

CONCLUSION 

Idiots surround us all. Some people just don’t know how to utilize their brains in the best of times, nevermind the worst of times. Consider how many idiots are on the roads these days and you know what I mean. However, the idiots thought that the whole world was an episode of Survivor because of this power outage causing them to head to the gas pumps and call 911 to ask when the power would come on so they could cook their beloved turkeys in the oven. Corporate idiots surrounded us to, the large billboards at the corners of Yonge & Dundas in Toronto and Times Square in New York attest to this. Meanwhile, officials are asking people to conserve water and energy in order to ensure the limited amount of hydro available is being used to benefit the most people. Therefore, the real heroes in this event were the people who checked on their neighbours, and turned unnecessary lights and appliances off. These heroes should not be overshadowed by the idiots who only thought of themselves and their own comfort.

Sunday, August 10, 2003

Advertising on the Internet: Make it Stop!

The internet is supposed to be a convenient way to get information quickly, send written messages quicker and also be more profitable for businesses. When the internet first started out, this was the case. Newspapers, magazines, companies and so forth placed their information online. Newspapers like the Toronto Star and the Ottawa Sun placed their entire daily editions in online formats. Companies were merely happy to put their products on their own websites in order to make it easier for their customers to order. Then came the advent of the “banner add”. Websites found it quite expensive to place all this free content on the internet. Thus, when the banner ad was invented websites quickly gravitated to this type of advertising. Banner ads then started appearing at the top of webpages in various cases including before newspaper articles and personal essays on free website hosting firms (e.g. netfirms.com). Website visitors got used to the banner add and quickly got used to ignoring these type of advertisements. By ignoring these ads, website visitors were not clicking on these ads which caused revenues to decline. The problem was that banner adds were contracted to pay, in most cases, on a “per click”. For example, an overture.com banner ad pays about $0.02 per click to the website displaying the ad. Therefore, with visitors ignoring these ads and, thus, not clicking on them, website producers were not making any money off these advertisements.

Facing declining revenues and increasing internet costs to host website content and, in the newspaper industry, declining revenues from newspaper sales, the relationship between advertisers and the internet content producers had to change. Newspapers owned by the Canwest Global Communications (later Postmedia)  started restricting the number of stories carried on their respective newspaper websites (i.e. Ottawa Citizen) so that visitors were forced to purchase the product from the local newsstand instead of reading the whole daily newspaper online. Free website hosting companies were also hit as well. Geocities.com started restricting services to their website hosting customers unless they upgraded to one of Geocities’ paid packages. In other words, in some cases both the newspapers and the free website hosting companies started to move toward having the visitors pay for their products they were using and moving away from free content while still collecting revenue from the banner add.

The “pop up add” started to gain in popularity with websites. Banner and other sized advertisements could be popped up on the visitor’s computer screen while the consumer surfed the website. These new “pop up” advertisements were a hit with the website companies because the visitor was forced to see the advertisement because the visitors were now forced to close the window with the advertisement in it. Internet companies specializing in programs that could be installed on a visitor’s computer without the person even knowing where the program came from also began to start up. Internet surfers quickly became disgruntled over this new type of advertising as the number of these advertisements clogged up their toolbars, screens and, in some cases, even forced computers to run out of memory and crash.

Website visitors and web browser companies (i.e. Microsoft Internet Explorer) struck back at the dirty tactics of the advertising firms and their tactics of forcing unwanted banner ads on website visitor’s screens. The companies wanting to install programs that force pop up advertisements and track your interests by tracking the websites visited were the first to be targeted. With the advent of Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0, website visitors could set the security settings to notify them when a internet program was about to be downloaded. Within this screen is a lot of important information including the program’s name and the name of the company who produced the program. Also, an option to either accept the downloading and installation of the program or not. Thus, a quick click on the “no” button wouldn’t allow the dirty underhanded fiends of advertisers to install their programs without the knowledge of the user. I use this feature of Internet Explorer to screw over companies like Gain Publishing (formally known as Gator.com or “Gator”) who sells the information they receive to marketing companies. Also, by installing programs like Gain Publishing’s, web surfers are sending important information to Gain Publishing on their interests. This is done be recording where people surf to on the internet and who doesn’t search their interests on the internet? Gain Publishing and other similar companies can now sell the information to other companies or use it themselves in order to target marketing information to you through pop up add programs and sending advertisements to your e-mail address (SPAM). However, by not allowing these programs to be downloaded onto their computers, companies like Gain Publishing cannot get this information for free. Besides, consumers should be paid for doing providing their personal information including their interests. So be sure to look into this feature of Microsoft Internet Explorer by looking at: “Tools”, “Internet Options”, “Privacy” tab and moving the bar up to the “medium level”. This will restrict the programs from being downloaded without your consent. However, Internet Explorer does not prevent pop up adds to be launched by websites that have code embedded in their page code (i.e. language used to tell computer what the page should look like) to be launched.

Pop up stoppers have become popular with web surfers. I currently use the pop up stopping button on the Google toolbar (see Google.com to download) which doesn’t allow pop up windows to appear without your permission. Some of these pop up stopper programs they encourage you to pay for it. However, the Google bar is free to download. I have found this program to be very effective in eliminating unwanted pop up windows. Also, if this program is programmed correctly by the user, the program will allow pop up windows that are launched when the user clicks on a link but still eliminates the ensuing pop up advertisements.

Screwing over website hosting companies by employing anti-downloading techniques such as pop up stoppers and not downloading programs will only send the message that pop up advertisements and tricking us into giving them and other personal information without appropriate compensation will not be tolerated! Therefore, when you see a website host only using banner ads for revenue (e.g. canoe.ca, google.com, thestar.com, etc.), be sure to patronize their sites more and more. By encouraging other web hosts to not have annoying styles of advertising web viewers can show the marketing companies their true preferences, that the advertising that annoys will not be tolerated!

Sunday, April 06, 2003

2003 Ontario Teacher Test Fiasco

The Ontario Teacher Test has been a fiasco from the beginning when it was introduced by the Conservative government. The Teacher Test was supposed to be, for the first time since early 1900s, a requirement to hold a teacher’s license in the province of Ontario. However, the provincial government soon backed down at the last minute. Thus, the test became a “field test” and would not count against those applying for a teacher’s license. Stories about stress involved in studying for the test not to count remain untold. However, the disorganization of the testing procedures remain even a year afterward.

As a person who was scheduled to write the test at the University of Toronto in the Walberg Building, on Saturday, April 5th 2003, I know this to be the truth. The whole planning behind the test’s execution is mainly where the disorganization lies. The process of ensuring the test was to happen is absolutely hilarious. As I said to the call person following the test, high school students could organize the execution of the test in a more organized fashion.

The hilarity started the Friday before the test as an “ice storm” rolled into the Greater Toronto Area. Environment Canada, the main forecaster for Canada, issued the following weather bulletin:

The weather advisory issued by Environment Canada:

Severe weather bulletin 

ISSUED BY ENVIRONMENT CANADA 

AT 3:16 PM EST FRIDAY 4 APRIL 2003. 

WATCHES/WARNINGS IN EFFECT FOR SOUTHERN ONTARIO...

WINTER STORM WARNING FOR: 

 =NEW= NORTHERN BARRIE-HURONIA-SIMCOE COUNTY 

=NEW= PARRY SOUND-MUSKOKA

NORTHERN WATERLOO-WELLINGTON-DUFFERIN

NORTHERN YORK-DURHAM

GREY-BRUCE

SOUTHERN BARRIE-HURONIA-SIMCOE COUNTY.

..A WINTERY MIX OF SNOW..ICE PELLETS..AND FREEZING RAIN FOR THIS EVENING INTO SATURDAY.. THIS IS A WARNING THAT DANGEROUS WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE IMMINENT OR OCCURRING IN THESE REGIONS. MONITOR WEATHER CONDITIONS..LISTEN FOR UPDATED STATEMENTS.

FREEZING RAIN WARNING FOR:

TORONTO

WINDSOR-ESSEX-CHATHAM-KENT

ELGIN

SARNIA-LAMBTON

LONDON-MIDDLESEX-OXFORD

BRANT-HALDIMAND-NORFOLK

NIAGARA

HAMILTON

SOUTHERN WATERLOO-WELLINGTON-DUFFERIN

HALTON-PEEL

SOUTHERN YORK-DURHAM

HURON-PERTH.

..MAJOR ICE STORM SHOULD RESUME TONIGHT.. THIS IS A WARNING THAT AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF FREEZING RAIN IS IMMINENT OR OCCURRING IN THESE REGIONS. MONITOR WEATHER CONDITIONS..LISTEN FOR UPDATED STATEMENTS. WATCHES/WARNINGS ENDED FOR SOUTHERN ONTARIO... WINTER STORM WATCH UPGRADED TO WINTER STORM WARNING FOR: NORTHERN BARRIE-HURONIA-SIMCOE COUNTY PARRY SOUND-MUSKOKA.

==DISCUSSION== 

THE SLOW MOVING WINTER STORM WILL CONTINUE TO TRACK ACROSS SOUTHERN ONTARIO TONIGHT. THE SYSTEM WILL FINALLY EXIT THE PROVINCE SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

THIS STORM HAS ALREADY PRODUCED SIGNIFICANT SNOW ICE PELLETS AND FREEZING RAIN FOR MOST DISTRICTS. THE SYSTEM IS EXPECTED TO REINTENSIFY THIS EVENING AS THE STORM CENTRE APPROACHES.

FOR REGIONS FROM LAKE ERIE TO TORONTO..MORE FREEZING RAIN AND ICE PELLETS ARE EXPECTED WITH THUNDERSTORMS POSSIBLE IN SOME LOCALITIES. ADDITIONAL ICE ACCRETIONS OF 15 TO 30 MM ARE POSSIBLE BY THE TIME THE STORM ENDS MIDDAY SATURDAY.

FOR MORE NORTHERN SECTIONS BETWEEN THE SOUTHERN TIP OF GEORGIAN BAY TO NEAR TORONTO EXPECT MORE PRECIPITATION IN THE FORM OF ICE PELLETS AND SNOW WITH SOME FREEZING RAIN MIXED IN. FURTHER ACCUMULATIONS WILL BE SIGNIFICANT.

FURTHER NORTH STILL..SNOW HEAVY AT TIMES IS EXPECTED TO REDEVELOP THIS EVENING. FURTHER ACCUMULATIONS OF 15 TO 30 CENTIMETRES ARE POSSIBLE TONIGHT AND SATURDAY MORNING ALONG WITH REDUCED VISIBILITIES IN SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW.

THE FREEZING PRECIPITATION AND SNOW WILL MAKE TRAVELLING DANGEROUS AT TIMES AND MOTORISTS SHOULD EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION.

PLEASE REFER TO THE LATEST PUBLIC FORECASTS FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

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Following a check of the weather, I called the 1-866-789-4890 number in the test registration booklet for more information on if a cancellation of the test was done. The phone line was busy. It was busy for the fifteen minutes as I continually hit the “redial” button. Finally at 4:15 P.M., the phone finally connected to a message saying that all the operators were busy. However, at least some cool elevator music played during the five minutes I had to wait. Finally, good old Curtis of the Educational Testing Service (ETS) – the private company contracted to run the test – to answer my question that the Walburg building was still in operation. I tried calling again at 9:00 P.M. before heading off to bed, but had to hit the “redial” button for half an hour in order to speak to good old Curtis again! Curtis said that other sites in the Toronto and Hamilton areas had been cancelled, but the University of Toronto’s Walburg building was still in business. I asked him how a test could be considered “standardized” if not everyone wrote it at the same time. Curtis, who was obviously reading his script, said that a different test would be done for the centers that had been cancelled. I asked how this could be a standardized test if the questions changed. He acted like he did not know the answer, probably because he didn’t have a scripted a answer for this, and told me to call back on Wednesday!

I also asked what time the centre opened in the morning so I could check to see if the University of Toronto testing site was still open. Curtis replied that the first attendants started their shift at 6:30 A.M. I asked Curtis how this could be since the Ministry of Education’s website says the hotline is open twenty-four hours a day to answer questions. Curtis said his supervisor would look into this claim. I also asked what I was to do because I had to get up at 5:45 A.M. in order to drive to Toronto in order to ensure I would make the test on time to start. Curtis said I was out of luck. Obviously Curtis is not paid to think too hard since all he has to do is read scripts to answer questions.

The hilarity did not stop with the busy phone hotline on the Friday night. I got up Saturday morning at 5:45 A.M. to get ready to leave with my Dad at 6:15 A.M. (I swear my Dad will drive in anything!) from Aurora. I arrived at the Wallburg building at 8:00 A.M., after having a coffee at Tim Horton’s (Thank God for them!). There was not a sign present on which way to go to get to the room in a huge University of Toronto building I had never set foot in before. I guessed from the room number, 342, that the test room was on the third floor. But, how could I get there? I wandered around the first floor until I ran into another person just as lost as I was and then found a set of stairs up to the third floor. Next, the two of us sequenced the number down until we found the test room. However, if you could find the correct test room in the building with the room number on your ticket, you still did not pass the teacher's test. Trust me I checked!

It was now about 8:05 A.M.   I waited until 8:15 A.M. until the testing proctors came to remove everyone in the room in order to set up the test. I thought this was totally hilarious! The test, according to the ticket we had been sent, was supposed to start at 8:30 A.M. and these three guys had to check all the identification of about fifty people and hand out the test. Not until 8:25 A.M did one of the guys in the room let everyone in. W

WARNING!: People should be sitting down for this, because this will knock your socks off! 

Before letting everyone into the room, the room supervisor asked if we were all writing the FRENCH TEACHER TEST! Half of us did a double take and asked if he was serious! About half the group told him no. He quickly went back in the room and sent one of his underlings for assistance. They admitted later that this was the second year this has happened. I guess one thing the New Jersey firm contracted to administer the test had forgot to think of was that all Canadians are NOT BILINGUAL!

The English Group was asked to sit in the hallway until the test proctors figured out what to do. We Anglos sat there till 9:15 A.M. before we were herded up stairs to another hallway. I wonder if this was because we were a "little" noisy outside the French Test Room? I doubt it since we were slightly perturbed at the situation we were put in.

Our group was joined by another group that was having the similar problem of finding English Teacher Tests. Our combined group ended up in the Sanford Fleming Building of the University of Toronto (attached somehow to the Walburg Building because we did not go outside). Along the way we started a lengthy petition that included all of our e-mail addresses, names and phone numbers which was to be photocopied and sent to both the test centre and the Minister of Education, Elizabeth Witmer.

Finally at 9:45 A.M., I sat down to write the test. This was after the “idiot”, looking at identification, questioned who I was despite handing him a University of Ottawa student card. I am a consecutive student in the education at York, but the Student Card from the University of Ottawa does not expire until the September a year after you graduate if you are in a four year program. I pointed out to him that in the registration booklet that University Library cards were acceptable. He grumbled something and I replied to him that perhaps he should call my house and wake up my mother who, obviously knows who I am. The “idiot” , begrudgingly, let me go to sit in my seat for a while so he could get on harassing the others waiting behind me.

At 10:15 A.M., after hearing the same “idiot” read the instructions, cracking the seal of the test with the "eraser end of the pencil" as instructed, and filling out the extensive paperwork (e.g. name, social insurance number, test #, answer sheet number, Ontario College of Teachers Registration number, mother’s maiden name, your next door neighbors phone number, etc.) we started. However, the process leading up the writing of test had me a little nerve racked. It took me about an hour of shaky writing to finally calm down about what I had just gone through in order to just write the test.

All in all, a fun and frustrating couple of days was had by all.